The fine print on the back of Nationals tickets:

Thus every time you talk about the baseball game you are breaking a law. Pretty strict eh?

My favorite line is the bit about “…all purposes and in all media known and unknown throughout the universe.”
WTF! I busted up laughing when I found this fine print…

I went to the baseball game last night and I must say I was aghast at how white the entire stadium audience was. For the new stadium to be built by DC taxpayers, I would have like to have seen the stadium be filled with a population that resembles DC a bit more. I sincerely felt as though it was “suburbs in the stadium.” There were black employees serving white suburbanites and it truly made me sick.

My original plan that I devised about a month ago to take a survey of the fans based on zip codes has been revised to first give the survey to people coming off the metro and then go through the parking lot and check the license plates to see where the cars are from. I would then make a map showing that the majority of baseball fans are not DC residents and therefore DC should not have to pay for something it’s citizens are not going to use. This survey might still take place, I just need to find the time!

But remember, don’t talk about baseball or else!