{"id":2621,"date":"2009-03-15T16:42:05","date_gmt":"2009-03-15T21:42:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.nikolasschiller.com\/blog\/?page_id=2621"},"modified":"2009-03-16T22:57:23","modified_gmt":"2009-03-17T03:57:23","slug":"this-url-is-exactly-140-characters-long-and-especially-made-for-this-ubercool-twitter-posting","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.nikolasschiller.com\/blog\/index.php\/this-url-is-exactly-140-characters-long-and-especially-made-for-this-ubercool-twitter-posting\/","title":{"rendered":"This URL is exactly 140 characters long and especially made for this ubercool Twitter posting"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1>The URL for this page is exactly 140 characters:<\/h1>\n<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"Egk4g25JCt\"><p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.nikolasschiller.com\/blog\/index.php\/this-url-is-exactly-140-characters-long-and-especially-made-for-this-ubercool-twitter-posting\/\">This URL is exactly 140 characters long and especially made for this ubercool Twitter posting<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" style=\"position: absolute; clip: rect(1px, 1px, 1px, 1px);\" title=\"&#8220;This URL is exactly 140 characters long and especially made for this ubercool Twitter posting&#8221; &#8212; The Daily Render by Nikolas R. Schiller\" src=\"https:\/\/www.nikolasschiller.com\/blog\/index.php\/this-url-is-exactly-140-characters-long-and-especially-made-for-this-ubercool-twitter-posting\/embed\/#?secret=GdTtsmrdg7#?secret=Egk4g25JCt\" data-secret=\"Egk4g25JCt\" width=\"500\" height=\"282\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<h1>This page was created as a Twitter joke.   Users must keep their messages under 140 characters, so I created a page on my website that can fit in one Tweet.<br \/>\n<\/h1>\n<p>Twitter automatically shortened the link to:<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/ckowlt\">http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/ckowlt<\/a><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Related Humor Entries:<br \/>\n<ul><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.nikolasschiller.com\/blog\/index.php\/archives\/2017\/06\/30\/9191\/\">DCist: For Sale - One Car And Its 250-Pound Ear Of \u2018Fishy Corn\u2019<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.nikolasschiller.com\/blog\/index.php\/archives\/2011\/06\/02\/7636\/\">The Vacuum Cleaner Yard<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.nikolasschiller.com\/blog\/index.php\/archives\/2011\/06\/01\/7626\/\">Off to Colorado --> It's All Good<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.nikolasschiller.com\/blog\/index.php\/archives\/2011\/02\/19\/7371\/\">Now that is a parking job...<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.nikolasschiller.com\/blog\/index.php\/archives\/2011\/02\/13\/7366\/\">DC Colonist Cartoon: \"Election Day\" - Washington Star, November 4th, 1924<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.nikolasschiller.com\/blog\/index.php\/archives\/2011\/01\/29\/7358\/\">Reading The Stars - Tacoma Times, September 1st, 1917<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.nikolasschiller.com\/blog\/index.php\/archives\/2010\/12\/22\/7333\/\">A LETTER FROM DISCOVER CARD FOR THE STATE OF DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA RESIDENTS <\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.nikolasschiller.com\/blog\/index.php\/archives\/2010\/10\/28\/7153\/\">Feature in today's Weekend Pass Section of the Washington Post's Express Newspaper: \"Geo-Beautiful\"<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.nikolasschiller.com\/blog\/index.php\/archives\/2010\/10\/25\/7148\/\">Dear Google, there is no such location as \"Washington, D.C., DC\"<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.nikolasschiller.com\/blog\/index.php\/archives\/2010\/07\/14\/6676\/\">The U.S. Capitol surrounded by high-rise buildings in Fort Knox Five's new music video \"SHIFT\" featuring Afrika Bambaataa & Mustafa Akbar<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.nikolasschiller.com\/blog\/index.php\/archives\/2010\/03\/17\/6247\/\">Give Me Some %20 (space) - An HTML Code T-Shirt Design<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.nikolasschiller.com\/blog\/index.php\/archives\/2010\/03\/15\/6240\/\">A T-Rex Google Map On My Neighborhood Via Twitter<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.nikolasschiller.com\/blog\/index.php\/archives\/2010\/02\/15\/5925\/\">Go [insert country] Domain Name Registrars<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.nikolasschiller.com\/blog\/index.php\/archives\/2010\/01\/20\/5802\/\">Second Class Citizen: A Shirt of Shame<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.nikolasschiller.com\/blog\/index.php\/archives\/2009\/12\/15\/5337\/\">Photograph of when an innocent card game made me feel sad<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.nikolasschiller.com\/blog\/index.php\/archives\/2009\/11\/19\/4948\/\">The D.C. 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I have no Senators!<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.nikolasschiller.com\/blog\/index.php\/archives\/2009\/02\/08\/2223\/\">Hey Google & YouTube, that is not my Representative or Delegate!<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.nikolasschiller.com\/blog\/index.php\/archives\/2009\/01\/13\/2096\/\">Plagiarizing the official Inaugural Map to include a political message<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.nikolasschiller.com\/blog\/index.php\/archives\/2008\/12\/24\/1896\/\">[FOUND MAP] New York City: The 51st State<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.nikolasschiller.com\/blog\/index.php\/archives\/2008\/12\/15\/1717\/\">A Thank You Note to Muntazer al-Zaidi outside Busboys & Poets<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.nikolasschiller.com\/blog\/index.php\/archives\/2008\/12\/14\/1713\/\">The Geospatial Art FAIL Landing Page<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.nikolasschiller.com\/blog\/index.php\/archives\/2008\/10\/23\/1529\/\">You're A Nation!<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.nikolasschiller.com\/blog\/index.php\/archives\/2008\/10\/18\/1524\/\">View of a House Party Censored By Colored Dots<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.nikolasschiller.com\/blog\/index.php\/archives\/2008\/09\/26\/1507\/\">Kiss My Art, Just Kiss It<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.nikolasschiller.com\/blog\/index.php\/archives\/2008\/09\/19\/1502\/\">Video of \"Dub Prices\" by Hutchy<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.nikolasschiller.com\/blog\/index.php\/archives\/2008\/08\/31\/1485\/\">Two Huffington Post Interviews are up - Tim Daly, Rufus Wainwright, and Margaret Cho<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.nikolasschiller.com\/blog\/index.php\/archives\/2008\/08\/30\/1484\/\">A Polar Bear In Denver<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.nikolasschiller.com\/blog\/index.php\/archives\/2008\/08\/25\/1479\/\">My Weekend in Photos [8\/22-8\/24]<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.nikolasschiller.com\/blog\/index.php\/archives\/2008\/08\/19\/1470\/\">Locking a bicycle high up in a tree stymies short thieves, but damages trees<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.nikolasschiller.com\/blog\/index.php\/archives\/2008\/08\/09\/1461\/\">A Ziploc Bag of Leftovers Overlooked<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.nikolasschiller.com\/blog\/index.php\/archives\/2008\/08\/09\/1460\/\">Photos from last night's \"Quart Bag\" exhibition @ the Civilian Art Projects<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.nikolasschiller.com\/blog\/index.php\/archives\/2008\/08\/06\/1456\/\">Al Franken draws a pretty good map of the United States; then sells it for $200<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.nikolasschiller.com\/blog\/index.php\/archives\/2008\/08\/05\/1454\/\">The Holy Ghost Explosion [\"the Messiah\" @ Church]<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.nikolasschiller.com\/blog\/index.php\/archives\/2008\/06\/13\/1427\/\">Wale Versus WALL-E [via youtube doubler]<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.nikolasschiller.com\/blog\/index.php\/archives\/2008\/05\/29\/1409\/\">A coded message in the last article from the Washington Post's Linton Weeks<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.nikolasschiller.com\/blog\/index.php\/archives\/2008\/05\/20\/1399\/\">Blue Balls [Hexcode T-Shirt Humor]<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.nikolasschiller.com\/blog\/index.php\/archives\/2008\/05\/18\/1397\/\">Experimenting with Facebook's advertisement system [part 4 - Fvck Censorship]<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.nikolasschiller.com\/blog\/index.php\/archives\/2008\/05\/11\/1390\/\">#006900 Party [that's Green Party in Hexadecimal Color Code]<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.nikolasschiller.com\/blog\/index.php\/archives\/2008\/05\/08\/1387\/\">the Artomatic Artist Catalog [PWND] - with updates<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.nikolasschiller.com\/blog\/index.php\/archives\/2008\/04\/08\/1355\/\">ABSOLUT STATEHOOD<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.nikolasschiller.com\/blog\/index.php\/archives\/2008\/04\/08\/1353\/\">Globe Graffiti - Continued<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.nikolasschiller.com\/blog\/index.php\/archives\/2008\/03\/28\/1337\/\">Lost in a hairy bush?  Use a map! - Or just a razor instead...<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.nikolasschiller.com\/blog\/index.php\/archives\/2008\/03\/28\/1335\/\">An anthropomorphic reflection on society<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.nikolasschiller.com\/blog\/index.php\/archives\/2008\/03\/24\/1328\/\">Do X in Dildo [a historical linguistic anamoly from 1932]<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.nikolasschiller.com\/blog\/index.php\/archives\/2008\/03\/18\/1320\/\">Old-School Car Navigation System<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.nikolasschiller.com\/blog\/index.php\/archives\/2008\/03\/11\/1310\/\">Globe Graffiti <\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.nikolasschiller.com\/blog\/index.php\/archives\/2008\/03\/07\/1306\/\">Friends Don't Let Friends Drink Starbucks<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.nikolasschiller.com\/blog\/index.php\/archives\/2008\/02\/10\/1280\/\">From Here to There in Google Maps<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.nikolasschiller.com\/blog\/index.php\/archives\/2008\/01\/04\/1233\/\">Russell Weekes Map of the World (inverted)<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.nikolasschiller.com\/blog\/index.php\/archives\/2007\/12\/23\/1224\/\">FOUND: Penis Route on the National Mall<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.nikolasschiller.com\/blog\/index.php\/archives\/2006\/06\/11\/809\/\">Meet SloMo the Statehood Snail<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.nikolasschiller.com\/blog\/index.php\/archives\/2005\/12\/16\/643\/\">&reg;Earth - Our Earth - You Register?<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.nikolasschiller.com\/blog\/index.php\/archives\/2005\/12\/14\/642\/\">Let's meet here<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.nikolasschiller.com\/blog\/index.php\/archives\/2005\/10\/14\/577\/\">Karl Rove's Leaky Protection...<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.nikolasschiller.com\/blog\/index.php\/archives\/2005\/10\/06\/574\/\">Sensors Spatial Analysis of Tularemia on the National Mall<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.nikolasschiller.com\/blog\/index.php\/archives\/2005\/06\/23\/428\/\">Support Our Ribbons!<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.nikolasschiller.com\/blog\/index.php\/archives\/2005\/05\/20\/331\/\">Store Wars<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.nikolasschiller.com\/blog\/index.php\/archives\/2005\/05\/09\/319\/\">Happy Orgasm Day<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.nikolasschiller.com\/blog\/index.php\/archives\/2005\/01\/24\/181\/\">Battle of the Interactive Inaugural Maps<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.nikolasschiller.com\/blog\/index.php\/archives\/2002\/08\/09\/389\/\">Diesoul<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.nikolasschiller.com\/blog\/index.php\/archives\/1999\/12\/31\/1128\/\">What are you doing looking here?<\/a><\/li><\/ul><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The URL for this page is exactly 140 characters: This URL is exactly 140 characters long and especially made for this ubercool Twitter posting This page was created as a Twitter joke. 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