{"id":1224,"date":"2007-12-23T14:19:38","date_gmt":"2007-12-23T18:19:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.nikolasschiller.com\/blog\/index.php\/archives\/2007\/12\/23\/1224\/"},"modified":"2008-09-25T17:24:23","modified_gmt":"2008-09-25T21:24:23","slug":"found-penis-route-on-the-national-mall","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.nikolasschiller.com\/blog\/index.php\/archives\/2007\/12\/23\/1224\/","title":{"rendered":"FOUND: Penis Route on the National Mall"},"content":{"rendered":"<div align=\"center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/bicycling.allsportgps.com\/Data\/ActivityDisplay.aspx?tripId=72955\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/nikolasschiller.com\/images\/penis_route.jpg\" alth=\"That looks like an erect map\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"right\"><small><i>screen grab links to google map<\/i><\/small><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>Lemme tell you, its one erect route.  So someone recently sent me with a link to some of their GPS maps on Bicycling.com.  I decided to look through their maps and upon further exploration, I stumbled on the map above.  I looked at it and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nikolasschiller.com\/blog\/index.php\/archives\/2005\/12\/14\/642\/\">smiled<\/a>.  The author is &#8220;Jackonabike&#8221; and when you view the map with the &#8220;Points of Interest&#8221; turned on, the cameras look like little nodules [use your imagination].<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s even more funny when you think that earlier this month <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nikolasschiller.com\/blog\/index.php\/archives\/2007\/12\/09\/1207\/\">I found 109 brothels just north of the shaft<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>screen grab links to google map Lemme tell you, its one erect route. So someone recently sent me with a link to some of their GPS maps on Bicycling.com. I decided to look through their maps and upon further exploration, I stumbled on the map above. I looked at it and smiled. The author is [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[21,276,327,56,50],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1224","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dc","category-gps","category-humor","category-location","category-mall"],"aioseo_notices":[],"views":618,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nikolasschiller.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1224","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nikolasschiller.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nikolasschiller.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nikolasschiller.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nikolasschiller.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1224"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.nikolasschiller.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1224\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nikolasschiller.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1224"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nikolasschiller.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1224"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nikolasschiller.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1224"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}